Don't!......
>
> DON'T let your dog sleep in your bed. It will cause aggression problems down the road.
>
> DON'T make your dog sleep in a crate. Crate is just another word for a small cage.
>
> DON'T let your dogs sleep outside at night. If god had wanted dogs to sleep outside, He would have covered their body with hair to keep them warm.
>
> DON'T let your dog sleep, you should be playing with him all the time.
>
> DON'T keep more than 2 dogs. Each dog requires considerable time and energy, and it is impossible for a reasonable dog owner to spend quality time with more than 2 dogs.
>
> DON'T keep less than 5 dogs. Dogs are pack animals, and five dogs is the minimum number for proper socialization.
>
> DON'T feed your dog kibble. Kibble is the invention of evil
> capitalists who want your money, and kibble has no nutritional value whatsoever. You might as well feed your dog sawdust.
>
> DON'T cook your dogs meat or chicken. Cooking destroys all the nutrients.
>
> DON'T feed your dog raw meat or chicken. Raw food contains salmonella, e-coli, and other harmful bacteria.
>
> DON'T let your dog drink out of a plastic bowl. It will turn his
> nose pink.
>
> DON'T post messages to a dog list. You will surely get bopped on the head for thinking that someone else cares about your little opinions.
>
> DON'T poke your eye with a sharp stick. It has nothing to do with dogs but is a good rule nonetheless.
>
> DON'T keep a collar on your dog when unattended. He could get caught on something and choke.
>
> DON'T leave your dog unattended without a collar. He could run away without any identification.
>
> DON'T transport your dog in a plastic crate. Plastic crates don't allow sufficient airflow.
>
> DON'T transport your dog in a wire crate. In a car accident, a wire crate transforms into a doggie skewer. On the days that you plan to have a car accident it's acceptable to use a plastic crate.
>
> DON'T let your dog drive. It's against the law in many states.
>
> DON'T get a purebred dog. Too much inbreeding has produced dogs with temperament and health problems.
>
> DON'T get a mutt. You don't know anything about their pedigree. In fact, if you're thinking about getting a dog, get a cat instead.
>
> DON'T leave your dog's dewclaws intact. He will rip one off jumping a log or something, which is quite painful.
>
> DON'T remove your dog's dewclaws. Dewclaws are acupuncture points that are needed for proper functioning of the kidneys.
>
> AND, the #1 DON'T....
>
> DON'T trim your dog's whiskers. Dogs use their whiskers to
> determine the size of their head, which is important when they are out shopping for a new hat.
>
> ...Author unknown
>
> DON'T let your dog sleep in your bed. It will cause aggression problems down the road.
>
> DON'T make your dog sleep in a crate. Crate is just another word for a small cage.
>
> DON'T let your dogs sleep outside at night. If god had wanted dogs to sleep outside, He would have covered their body with hair to keep them warm.
>
> DON'T let your dog sleep, you should be playing with him all the time.
>
> DON'T keep more than 2 dogs. Each dog requires considerable time and energy, and it is impossible for a reasonable dog owner to spend quality time with more than 2 dogs.
>
> DON'T keep less than 5 dogs. Dogs are pack animals, and five dogs is the minimum number for proper socialization.
>
> DON'T feed your dog kibble. Kibble is the invention of evil
> capitalists who want your money, and kibble has no nutritional value whatsoever. You might as well feed your dog sawdust.
>
> DON'T cook your dogs meat or chicken. Cooking destroys all the nutrients.
>
> DON'T feed your dog raw meat or chicken. Raw food contains salmonella, e-coli, and other harmful bacteria.
>
> DON'T let your dog drink out of a plastic bowl. It will turn his
> nose pink.
>
> DON'T post messages to a dog list. You will surely get bopped on the head for thinking that someone else cares about your little opinions.
>
> DON'T poke your eye with a sharp stick. It has nothing to do with dogs but is a good rule nonetheless.
>
> DON'T keep a collar on your dog when unattended. He could get caught on something and choke.
>
> DON'T leave your dog unattended without a collar. He could run away without any identification.
>
> DON'T transport your dog in a plastic crate. Plastic crates don't allow sufficient airflow.
>
> DON'T transport your dog in a wire crate. In a car accident, a wire crate transforms into a doggie skewer. On the days that you plan to have a car accident it's acceptable to use a plastic crate.
>
> DON'T let your dog drive. It's against the law in many states.
>
> DON'T get a purebred dog. Too much inbreeding has produced dogs with temperament and health problems.
>
> DON'T get a mutt. You don't know anything about their pedigree. In fact, if you're thinking about getting a dog, get a cat instead.
>
> DON'T leave your dog's dewclaws intact. He will rip one off jumping a log or something, which is quite painful.
>
> DON'T remove your dog's dewclaws. Dewclaws are acupuncture points that are needed for proper functioning of the kidneys.
>
> AND, the #1 DON'T....
>
> DON'T trim your dog's whiskers. Dogs use their whiskers to
> determine the size of their head, which is important when they are out shopping for a new hat.
>
> ...Author unknown
