I am not a medical professional. Always discuss anything you learn from Hyster Home with your personal physician.

I am not a medical professional. Always discuss anything you learn from Hyster Home with your personal physician.
feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3465 Sat, 25 Feb 2006 04:53:38 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3464/t/Fantastic-word-game.html
A man lived by the water.

Water the grass. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3464 Sat, 25 Feb 2006 04:52:05 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3468/t/NOW-WE-KNOW-WHY-THEY-DON-T-LET-US-READ-OUR-RECORDS.html
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it
disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Becky2259) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3468 Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:38:11 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3472/t/Men-jokes.html "What Men Know About Women"

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know... it has never happened

What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

What's the difference between a man and E.T?
E.T. phoned home

What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer

What do you call a man with half a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3472 Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:10:52 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3470/t/Story-time-.html
I will start this story out,




One warm and sunny morning,

Laura G. McCully
Macon Jaycees
Secretary 2006
www.thingsbylaura.us
feeds@yuku.com (Laura McCully) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3470 Fri, 10 Feb 2006 20:27:01 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3476/t/Right-Click.html
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."

Customer: "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3476 Thu, 09 Feb 2006 13:05:41 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3478/t/Three-Words.html
Describe yourself in three words...

Bubbly
Caring
Sensitive

I am not a medical professional. Always discuss anything you learn from Hyster Home with your personal physician.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3478 Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:55:43 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3479/t/Little-kids.html
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four.

They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3479 Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:31:04 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3477/t/Why-Parents-Drink.html

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3477 Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:29:09 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3474/t/Word-association.html e.g Knife-fork.

Here goes....

Birthday

I am not a medical professional. Always discuss anything you learn from Hyster Home with your personal physician.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3474 Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:18:25 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3463/t/Celebrity-name-game.html For example: Hugh Grant
next post: George Clooney,and then the next person has to name a celeb that starts with C,get it? Its easy.....I'll start


Britney Spears

I am not a medical professional. Always discuss anything you learn from Hyster Home with your personal physician.
feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3463 Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:15:33 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3482/t/HAPPY-BIRTHDAY-TO-ALL-FEBRUARY-BABIES.html ... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (BlueSunshine) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3482 Wed, 01 Feb 2006 16:09:13 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3480/t/Medical-Compliment.html
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, ''You have acute appendicitis.''

The blond yelled at the doctor... ''I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!''

I am not a medical professional. Always discuss anything you learn from Hyster Home with your personal physician.
feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3480 Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:39:53 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3481/t/Medical-Riddle.html
Pull down their genes!

I am not a medical professional. Always discuss anything you learn from Hyster Home with your personal physician.
feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3481 Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:32:22 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3467/t/When-is-your-birthday-.html
My birthday is:

August 26, 1977

Laura G. McCully
Macon Jaycees
Secretary 2006
www.thingsbylaura.us

feeds@yuku.com (Laura McCully) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3467 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:29:08 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3486/t/Medical-jokes.html
Nurse: No change yet.


Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.

Doctor: How do you feel?

Patient: A little down in the mouth.



My son swallowed the can opener
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!

Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright.

Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3486 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 05:17:31 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3484/t/What-would-you-like-to-know-.html
whats your favorite room in your house?

I am not a medical professional. Always discuss anything you learn from Hyster Home with your personal physician.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3484 Sat, 28 Jan 2006 04:59:57 GMT http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3475/t/Double-letter-ABC-s.html

apple

Darla 33
tah 7-28-05. rectocele and cystocele surgery 1-17-06.
I am not a medical professional,any advice i give is ONLY my own opinion!

]]> feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) http://hysterhome.yuku.com/topic/3475 Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:33:34 GMT